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Oh,
the horror! The horror of going 5-9
in week thirteen. Lucky is clinging to a
positive mark for the season at 92-89-6.
Week fourteen looks impossible to predict
so it will probably be a monster of a winner!
The NFL is nuts! ESPN's Tom Jackson claims
this is the most unpredictable season he
has ever witnessed and I would concur!
Bengals
@ Patriots(-11) - Coach Belichick
will have Corey Dillon in handcuffs on Sunday.
He likes to do ridiculous things like that.
Dillon could run all over his former team,
but Belichick likes to show everyone he
doesn't need any player to win ball games.
Dillon will see a limited number of carries,
but the Patriot's Tom Brady will be up for
the challenge. I see something like week
1 against the Colts. Brady will come out
with Dillon on the bench, running some Run
and Shoot offense, no huddle, and they will
stomp a less talented Bengals team. Carson
Palmer will cool off this week. His interceptions
will match if not exceed his TD passes.
The Patriots by 11 is tough because they
play to close to many opponents. But if
they play anywhere near 75% of how they
could, the game should be a sleeper by quarter
3. The Pats show the NFL who's defending
champ in week 14. I will be watching. Okay,
I'll at least stay posted. I'll watch Boomer
during his 2 minute drill, how about that?
Game Date: 12/12/04 13:00 ET
Giants @ Ravens(-10) - The Giants
got pistol whipped by the Redskins last
week. That's enough for me to take the Ravens.
The Redskins are horrible. The Ravens aren't
horrible, even if Chester Taylor is running
the ball. Boller is bad, but not bad enough
not to throw a couple touchdown passes against
a team that allowed Patrick Ramsey, of all
people, to throw 2 in a single game. Ouch!
Not that it should matter much. I predict
the Ravens D will score more points than
the Eli Manning led Giant offense. Ravens
have to win this game, while the Giants
gave up weeks ago.
Game Date: 12/12/04 13:00 ET
Lions
@ Packers(-9.5) - Looks like Brett
Favre really showed the Eagles who was boss.
Okay, so I missed that one, we all make
mistakes from time to time. Yeah, yeah,
I made a bunch of mistakes last week. This
week will be different. I kind of, really
believe, and promise a little that my picks
will be better. This week is tough, there
are only 2 games where teams are less than
6-point underdogs and this isn't one of
them. Last week, the Packers really showed
the odds makers that they deserved to be
9.5-point favorites. They are crazy, but
I'm with them on this one. Follow me into
crazy odds maker world, and see if we can
both make some dough. Brett Favre was horrible
last week. In fact, Donovan McNabb threw
more touchdowns in the first half (5) then
Favre completed passes in the second half
(3). But this is the thinking: Brett can't
possible play that terribly two weeks in
a row, his chest hair won't let him. Brett
is a competitor and he's got to be a little
ticked about his big game performance, or
lack there of. He, undoubtedly, let his
facial hair grow all week, anticipating
a must win in Lambeu. Must win might be
a stretch, but Brett will play as though
it is. The Packers will rally behind their
fearless leader and destroy a Lion team
that gained a little confidence last week.
Packers by two TD's in this one, no problem.
Game Date: 12/12/04 16:15 ET
Seahawks
(+6) @ Vikings - Both these teams had
me pissing and moaning last weekend. The
Hawks lost to Dallas, which hurt like an
ingrown toenail. Parcells is looking good
on waiting for Julius Jones and picking
up a number 1 pick in next year's draft.
The Hawks have been piss poor lately, but
should have won on Monday. Amazingly, they
are still in first place in their division.
Lucky for them. Hasselbeck was back last
week, and he will be even better against
the Vikings in week 14. I like the Hawks
to win here, setting the Vikings up for
a repeat performance of last years amazing
escape from the playoffs. Arizona made like
Houdini, pulling a Viking out of a post
season before it started, amazing. The Vikings
are trying to fit into the same category
as the Saints. Moss is back, or is he? He's
fine, he's hurt. Culpepper has come down
to earth, but should put up big numbers
against the Hawks, who let just about anybody
cash in for 300 yards passing. The Hawks
might go 8-8 and get into the playoffs.
The NFC is a joke this year. Either way,
both of these teams lost to B-teams last
week, so the 6 the Hawks are getting, makes
me feel a little easier.
Game Date: 12/12/04 13:00 ET
Raiders
(+7.5) @ Atlanta - The Raiders have
been playing tough lately. They beat a Bronco
team in the snow in Denver, and then lost
by a TD to the Chiefs last week. Atlanta
got shut out by a diligent Bucs squad a
week ago. The way the season has been flowing,
I should predict the Falcons to win by 20
points, but I just can't do it. I like the
"grip it" and "rip it"
passing attack the Raiders have been sporting
on offense. Their defense still struggles,
but now the offense puts up enough points
to be in ball games. The Falcons pass defense
is atrocious, so Kerry Collins might be
set for a big weekend. When all is said
and done, the spread is too big. A touchdown,
maybe, but that half point looms large.
Game Date: 12/12/04 13:00 ET
Chicago @ Jacksonville(-7.5) - After
the quarterback circus the Bears had been
running since starter Rex Grossman went
out with a bum knee, they did the unthinkable
and signed long time loser Jeff George.
His absence from the league had reached
a number that makes you use the plural version
of year. But it was all a big trick. All
along, through Jonathan Quinn medicine boy,
Craig QB rating Krenzel, and Jeff "Who
Knows George, the Bears had someone who
could produce a QB rating over 65 all along.
What" were they waiting for the last
7 weeks? I'm pretty sure they have my column
tapped. They saw that I had risked it all
on the Vikings, and that's what set them
off. Newly signed George didn't play a snap;
instead, Cowboy refugee camp Hutchinson
led the tricky Bears to victory, by 10 no
less. Now they are really trying to trick
me, but I won't be had. I'll take the Jaguars
in this one, not because they're better,
but they are. Not because they need the
win more, but they do. It's because the
Bears showed me last week that they can
win, and if anything, they were just trying
to trick me. The Jags will call the Bears
on their bluff, beating them by 3 touchdowns
in a Jacksonville swamping. Game Date:
12/12/04 13:00 ET
New
Orleans (+7) @ Dallas - I can't believe
the Julius Jones show is off to a thrill
ride in Dallas. The Seahawks can't stop
anyone, but neither can the Saints. He should
be close to 150 again, and it's gonna make
me sick. Luckily, the Cowboy defense is
so terrible, even the inconsistent Aaron
Brooks should make mince meat of their once
daunting secondary. The Cowboys have won
two straight and are pushing for a late
season run that could have me in tears if
they make the playoffs. But that won't happen.
The Saints, who have already underachieved
enough to write off their own season, will
snap the towel at the Cowboys. Deuce should
run easily against Dallas, but then again,
he's ran well once or twice all year. Joe
Horn, the one bright spot for the Saints
will have another big game against a Dallas
team that helped Matt Hasselbeck get back
on track a week ago. Their D looks like
they are playing with 9 guys out there;
wide-open spaces have a whole new meaning.
Saints to upset Dallas. Game Date: 12/12/04
13:00 ET
Colts
@ Texans (+10.5) - The Texans will
win on Sunday. Mark my words, Houston has
underachieved lately, and will surprise
Manning and his boys with a tough game.
That's not it though. Manning will throw
an interception near the end of the game
in what would have been the game winning
drive. Okay, it's true. I've been so off
lately that I thought I'd go for it all
with this one. Think
if that stuff
actually happens you'll all be mystified.
Well, I'm sticking with it. The Texans will
stun the world! Or at least Sunday warriors
everywhere. David Carr will be on in Texas,
but Manning will get within one of the touchdown
record. It wont be enough though, 10 points
will be too hard to cover away from home.
Game Date: 12/12/04 13:00 ET
Jets
(+6) @ Pittsburgh - The Jets will upset
Pittsburgh in Pittsburgh. New York is a
good team, and although they've come up
short against the likes of the New England
Patriots, they will be singing in the streets
of New York on Sunday. A streak even more
amazing then the Patriots consecutive wins
mark will be broken. Big Ben will lose his
first game. The Jets are too good and fast
on defense, and Chad Pennington is back
at the helm for New York. Curtis Martin
will run for tough yards against a good
D. In the end, the game will be closer than
the 6-point spread. The Jets will win outright.
Game Date: 12/12/04 16:05 ET
Dolphins
@ Broncos(-11.5) - The Broncos are
bad lately, but bad enough to lose to the
Dolphins? No! The Dolphins would be worse
off winning, with only a good draft pick
to lose. The Broncos still look like they
will make the playoffs, and should come
back to form against a depleted Miami team.
Miami did put up good numbers against a
good Bills D last week, but the Dolphins
D did something inconceivable. They gave
up a 7-yard run to Drew Bledsoe. In one-10
second trot 7 yards down field, Drew Bledsoe
doubled his seasons rushing totals. I didn't
see it, but I heard the person he ran by
was seen slamming his head against the locker
after the game. Bledsoe was quoted saying
he felt like a track star during his run.
In further statistical searching's, I found
that Drew's yards per carry where right
up at .5 yards per carry this season. Not
bad for someone who could hike the ball,
fall forward and gain 2 yards. This being
said, Jake Plummer should find room to snake
around in Denver on Sunday. So will the
rest of the Broncos. This should be just
as bad as the spread insists. Game Date:
12/12/04 16:05 ET
Rams
(+6.5) @ Panthers - This is funny. The
Rams are bad, but not 6.5 points worse than
the lowly Panthers. I know the Panthers
have won a couple games lately, but that
doesn't change what they've done for most
of the year, lose. Nick Goings will rush
for fewer yardages than Stephen Jackson,
and Chris Chandler will throw up deep Hail
Mary's that will be caught by the solid
receiver combo of Tory Holt and Isaac Bruce.
Taking the Rams to win here should pay around
2-1, if not more, so don't waste time on
the 6.5 points. Bet big or go home. And
then if you lose, go home to your box, like
me. Game Date: 12/12/04 16:15 ET
49ers
(+7) @ Cardinals - I was going to take
the Niners here, but then I remembered how
absolutely pathetic they are. Kevan Barlow,
the guy who had signed up to be their lone
bright spot, has been worse than disappointing.
Unfortunately, his team is even more pathetic
than he has been. The Cardinals shouldn't
ever be 7.5-point favorites, but that doesn't
take into account a game against San Francisco.
McCown is back this week, and Dennis Green
should get to show Arizona fans a little
glimpse of the future. Boldin, Fitzgerald,
and a tough defense should rub this one
out without any interruptions.
Game Date: 12/12/04 16:15 ET
Eagles
(-9.5) @ Redskins - The Redskins put
up big numbers against the Giants, but once
again they are overrated against a superior
Eagles team. Portis should be limited to
10-15 touches again in this one, because
the Skins will be out of this game by half-time.
Good thing for them, they can turn to the
passing prowess of one Patrick Ramsey. He
threw for more touchdowns than picks last
week, which is a big deal for him. Ramsey
won't make that stat a streak this week.
TO should catch a couple passes, score a
couple touchdowns, and mock the Redskins
in some hilarious and disrespectful manner.
I see TO dancing into the end zone.
Game Date: 12/12/04 20:35 ET
Cleveland @ Buffalo(-11) - I
hate thinking about watching this game.
I hate taking Buffalo and giving 11 points.
However, the Bills have won five of their
last six and the Browns have dumped six
in a roll. Expect the Bills at home to jump
all over rookie QB Luke McCown. Willis McGahee
should have a monster day against a pathetic
Brown run defense. Game Date: 12/12/04
13:00 ET
Bucs
@ Chargers (-5 ) - This game looks
much tougher to handicap after Tampa Bays
dismantling of Atlanta last week. I expect
the Bucs to come back to earth against a
Charger squad that has played inspired football
all year. McCardell will burn his old mates
deep and tight end Antonio Gates is just
plain unstoppable.
Game Date: 12/12/04 16:15 ET
Chiefs
( +1.5 ) @ Titans - The Chiefs are finally
getting production from recent first round
draft pick Larry Johnson. Johnson should
find room to roll against the badly dinged
Titan defense. Billy Volek should find plenty
to smile about looking at the pitiful Chief
secondary. Take the Chiefs in a track meet.
Game Date: 12/13/04 21:05 ET
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